I give the finger to this Stupid Internet Quiz

Ok I think this quiz result is so totally and utterly wrong that it nearly makes me want to not post this in disgust. Nearly, but not quite.

You Are a Ring Finger

You are romantic, expressive, and hopeful. You see the best in everything.You are very artistic, and you see the world as your canvas. You are also drawn to the written word.Inventive and unique, you are often away in your own inner world. You get along well with: The Pinky Stay away from: The Index Finger

What Finger Are You?

Hat tip: Sparkle*Matrix, who is the much-coveted Middle Finger. Why couldn't I be the middle finger? Argh!