what procrastination drives you to

The Man in the Comfy Chair has an exam tomorrow afternoon and what is he doing?

He is, and this is true, hoovering his car. That's right, he took the vac, which is a bit broken, outside, got the extension cord out, hooked it all up and ran it all the way to the car, and is hoovering around inside it, sucking up all the dross.

I just hope he does mine next.