what to do in Auckland when you're dead

Thanks to Egan for sending this on and brightening up a somewhat befuddled afternoon in the office.

Seems someone won a funeral in a competition, as you do. Seems said someone is now selling said funeral on Trademe.

Comments section guaranteed to give you a chuckle, e.g:

If you win the auction I would be more than happy to receive a body by Fedex, if only to watch the courier struggle to carry the package up 3 flights of stairs to my apartment

and

Hi, Do you think this would be an appropriate birthday present for my mother inlaw? Im finding she is very hard to buy for!