Thanks to Egan for sending this on and brightening up a somewhat befuddled afternoon in the office.
Seems someone won a funeral in a competition, as you do. Seems said someone is now selling said funeral on Trademe.
Comments section guaranteed to give you a chuckle, e.g:
If you win the auction I would be more than happy to receive a body by Fedex, if only to watch the courier struggle to carry the package up 3 flights of stairs to my apartment
Hi, Do you think this would be an appropriate birthday present for my mother inlaw? Im finding she is very hard to buy for!