The leftward and other blatherings of Span (now with Snaps!)

Monday, May 23, 2005

S(tupid) I(nternet) Q(uiz) #782



Hat tip: Xavier at About Town, who is apparently eviller than I.

Does this mean I'm destined to die in childbirth at rather a young age after the love of my life turns to the Dark Side? urgh.

I think I preferred it when I was Mon Mothma, back in Ye Olde Days at Uni, even if that meant I was going to die of a horrible genetic disease - at least I'd get to kick some Empire butt first.

13 comments:

Greg Stephens said...

I also got the Queen, which is a dent to my masculine pride...

My theory is that they will begin to realise episode 1.5, 2.5, 3.5 etc. There must be 20 years between episodes 3 and 4 something must have happened in that time for them to make another movie out of it.

Kakariki said...

ha ha nowhere near as evil as me! mwah ha ha
http://bloggreen.blogspot.com/2005/05/i-want-to-see-it-now.html

Ms Vile File said...

Whoops. I went to the website to do this quiz, but got distracted by the 'How Paris Hilton Are You' quiz instead. Found out I was Whore-Pants Hilton.

Am now very depressed. Time for a large gin and a lie-down.

span said...

the weird thing is that in fact there is not really enough time for another movie between 3 and 4, as they showed the Death Star already under construction - given how quickly they built the Death Star Mark II, the 17 - 20 years (how old were Luke and Leia in 4?) between the end of 3 and 4 seem absurd. They must have a lot of set-backs with the construction (insert predictable joke about unionised labour here ;-) ).

There was talk many many years ago that there were also episodes 7, 8 and 9. I desperately hope that Lucas doesn't make them and that we leave that area to some of the excellent fiction books that have been written instead.

AL said...

Darth talks about his union problems with the first Death Star on his blog.

span said...

yeah i bet he'd be an arsehole of a boss - always yelling at you "do not underestimate the force" and choking you with his powers. how tiresome.

Greg Stephens said...

Darth Vader seems to be another rightwing fascist, he certainly ain't a leftie!

Oh, and the Queen is also the hottest girl in the first three movies and her daughter edges her out in the entire series so I wouldn't feel bad about getting her if I were you (for me though..)

Make Tea Not War said...

I got Luke Skywalker. Can you believe the test implied I HAVE FEATHERED HAIR which I assuredly do not.

I think George Lucas has said this will be the last one...but probably he just means the last one until he feels he'd like another billion dollars

span said...

See I refuse to start reading Robert Jordan's Wheel series until the last book is out, in case he dies before he finishes it, but I'm actually hoping that Lucas never finishes the Star Wars series - all those kids out there will probably watch them from 1 - 6 and not understand that 1 - 3 are a tacked on addition and that 4 - 6 are the real deal (despite ewoks).

STC said...

I got C3-PO.

Oh my goodness gracious me...

span said...

well STC at least C3PO is less irritating in the third film (by which i mean the sixth film). does this mean you have had your memory wiped at some point, or do you think it might be yet to come?

Craig Ranapia said...

ms vile file -

Lucky you - I came up as 'Not Very Paris' which makes me feel so damn old. Don't know that I was impressed to come up as C3-P0 either...

Ms Vile File said...

Frankly, Mr Ranapia, I'd be rather pleased with that Hilton result, if I were you...